CO2 Is Causing Weather Anomalies

[MSimon]

So it could be warmer or cooler or the globe might stop warming for a while. But what ever happens CO2 causes it. Well I will admit CO2 WORSHIP is powerful. And it is a critical plant food. But for something like 14 or 17 years it has failed to warm the planet as predicted. Which makes CO2 more powerful than ever. It defies prediction with impunity. And this impunity goes unpunished. Well I'm anthropomorphizing CO2. Why not? It is an anthropomorphic gas in excess.

This little bit of Friday humor (sure to be denounced by the usual suspects) was brought to you by:

http://joannenova.com.au/2014/08/broken ... verything/

You run enough different models enough different times with enough different data sets, it is possible to predict nearly anything. Especially if the models are mathematically chaotic. Very small tweaks in initial conditions can produce a wide range of results. And if you keep looking you can find results that suit what ever suits you.

Although none of the models is predicting long term cooling. New data sets may be required. Or new models. Or just the right initial conditions. I'm sure the modelers will find a way. Their incomes depend on it.

[mvanwink5]

Whatever, it will sound scientific though and that is all that matters. It is all how one says it... that is the key. Gotta sound dispassionate, computer-like, ya know?