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How many Canadian programmers does it take to make a

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:58 am
by Schneibster
healthcare website?

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Re: How many Canadian programmers does it take to make a

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:31 am
by choff
A better one is 'how many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb', answer none, we just sit in the dark and make do. As I mentioned, we established and ran our healthcare system successfully before the computer era, whereas your country's system is completely paralysed because a webpage won't load.

Re: How many Canadian programmers does it take to make a

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:34 am
by Schneibster
Dude I'm a web server programmer. App prog n00bs whining about web pages not loading is typical n00b application programmer incompetence.

Tell me the times to the millisecond from your log you claim are malfunctions of the server. If you don't have any you're lying again.

Welcome to the Internets.

You gotta understand Joe is very understanding. Most bosses have already fired you and they're threatening me.

Re: How many Canadian programmers does it take to make a

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:26 am
by choff
Since your such an expert and loyal supporter of the cause why on earth did they not hire you to do it in the first place.

It couldn't possibly be difficulty working with others?

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Re: How many Canadian programmers does it take to make a

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:29 am
by Schneibster
I'm not available right now.

In a while they'll be desperate enough I'll get my due. Until then I got plenty banked.

Remember I did well on real estate before the Big Stealing.

I work fine with others until they try to lie. I don't think you'd like working with me. You'd try some shizz to put me in my place and it would blow up in your face and you'd be trying to apologize to your boss's boss's boss for him having to apologize to my boss' boss' boss' boss' boss. Then you'd hate me.