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Guess what this is for.

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:21 pm
by Diogenes

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:55 pm
by Stubby
Take sticks out of the ass to make toothpicks?

Seriously, WTF!

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:33 pm
by choff
Shouldn't this be posted under 'Skynet is coming.'

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:43 pm
by choff
Given China's propensity for hacking military and government computers in the west, this device holds out the opportunity for retaliation if a usb port or ethernet connection is available. Think combination stuxnet worm and dairy industry milking machine OS. The motor accelerates out of control and there's no release until the 15 gallon minimum, further opportunities abound if the device is webcam equipped. Especially in combination with short selling of the companies stock before the worm is discovered.

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:05 pm
by Diogenes
choff wrote:Given China's propensity for hacking military and government computers in the west, this device holds out the opportunity for retaliation if a usb port or ethernet connection is available. Think combination stuxnet worm and dairy industry milking machine OS. The motor accelerates out of control and there's no release until the 15 gallon minimum, further opportunities abound if the device is webcam equipped. Especially in combination with short selling of the companies stock before the worm is discovered.

:)

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:50 am
by choff
Of course, with the addition of a coin-op/credit card reader and government demand for new revenue, this device is sure to become a common sight in such places as monasteries, high schools, bars and restaurants, airports and military installations.

Just imagine the minds of the engineers who conceived of it, were there women on the design staff, what were they thinking about on the job all day?

Obscure reference du jour

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:31 am
by Betruger
choff wrote:Given China's propensity for hacking military and government computers in the west, this device holds out the opportunity for retaliation if a usb port or ethernet connection is available. Think combination stuxnet worm and dairy industry milking machine OS. The motor accelerates out of control and there's no release until the 15 gallon minimum, further opportunities abound if the device is webcam equipped. Especially in combination with short selling of the companies stock before the worm is discovered.
"The Gush" - BlueJam season 1 ep2
choff wrote:Just imagine the minds of the engineers who conceived of it, were there women on the design staff, what were they thinking about on the job all day?
F=ma

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:48 pm
by paperburn1
choff wrote:Of course, with the addition of a coin-op/credit card reader and government demand for new revenue, this device is sure to become a common sight in such places as monasteries, high schools, bars and restaurants, airports and military installations.

Just imagine the minds of the engineers who conceived of it, were there women on the design staff, what were they thinking about on the job all day?
looks small to me :D

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:18 pm
by Aero
paperburn1 wrote:
choff wrote:Of course, with the addition of a coin-op/credit card reader and government demand for new revenue, this device is sure to become a common sight in such places as monasteries, high schools, bars and restaurants, airports and military installations.

Just imagine the minds of the engineers who conceived of it, were there women on the design staff, what were they thinking about on the job all day?
looks small to me :D
Optimized for the most prolific customers, teenagers?