I love the link.MSimon wrote: But all is not lost. You can burn your pets to stay warm:
One thing I figured out: Performing one's normal ablutions is literally throwing thermal energy into the sewer. If everyone urinated into bottles and then allowed it to thermalise in the domestic environment before disposing of it, the planet could save the same amount of CO2 it'd take to manufacture enough padded cells to lock the stupid muthers away who come up with these kinds of figures that actually think their figures mean a goddarned rat's arse.